Sunday, July 12, 2009
Holy Moly and...
...jumpin' jihosiphats!
A Super Secret Secret Attack Squirrel Super Secret Operative inside the DoJ has leaked a rumor that DoJ AG E. Holder is considering appointing a special prosecutor into investigating the Bushco torture programs...How sweet it...oh, wait a minute, woops, hold the phone:
Only a few select people suspected of maybe, just maybe going beyond the pale of the Bushco torture programs illegally contrived by Bushco and then falsely defined as legal by faux gov' lawyers cherry-picked by Bushco---only those select few need lose any sleep over this. All the others need not worry because clearly, they were "acting in good faith" when they contrived, authorized, justified and committed Illegal Acts of Torture under Bushco.
Wow, there for a minute we here at Secret Attack Squirrel's Global Headquarters were dizzy with elation. But then Black Jack Brisco, upon hearing our rabid celebration and coming up the tree to investigate, poured cold water all over all of us by voicing Paragraph II (above)...Three-Toes Tony was so dismayed by this unwelcome revelation that he bit off one of his own (few remaining) toes...poor chap!
I quoteth Black Jack: "In sales, this is called 'bait & switch': 'bait' the sucker with a fine product & then 'switch' if for something far inferior in the last instant at the point of sale. It's illegal as hell, But what can-yuh do?"
Ratz.
A Super Secret Secret Attack Squirrel Super Secret Operative inside the DoJ has leaked a rumor that DoJ AG E. Holder is considering appointing a special prosecutor into investigating the Bushco torture programs...How sweet it...oh, wait a minute, woops, hold the phone:
Only a few select people suspected of maybe, just maybe going beyond the pale of the Bushco torture programs illegally contrived by Bushco and then falsely defined as legal by faux gov' lawyers cherry-picked by Bushco---only those select few need lose any sleep over this. All the others need not worry because clearly, they were "acting in good faith" when they contrived, authorized, justified and committed Illegal Acts of Torture under Bushco.
Wow, there for a minute we here at Secret Attack Squirrel's Global Headquarters were dizzy with elation. But then Black Jack Brisco, upon hearing our rabid celebration and coming up the tree to investigate, poured cold water all over all of us by voicing Paragraph II (above)...Three-Toes Tony was so dismayed by this unwelcome revelation that he bit off one of his own (few remaining) toes...poor chap!
I quoteth Black Jack: "In sales, this is called 'bait & switch': 'bait' the sucker with a fine product & then 'switch' if for something far inferior in the last instant at the point of sale. It's illegal as hell, But what can-yuh do?"
Ratz.
# posted by call me crazy @ 12:17 AM 
