Saturday, June 13, 2009
Secret Attack Squirrel is Bact!
Where's SAS been? Ain't sayin'.
What's he been doin'? Ain't sayin'.
But we can make this intrepid (if obvious) inference: He's been paying attention.
A brief, informal and off-the-record interview:
Me: So Sas, what brings you back after all this time?
Sas: Bad news. We've elected a republican wearing thinly-applied black-face and fronting a fake (d) behind his name and, in Jimi's words, "...that ain't too cool."
Me: No Sas, I'm pretty sure Obama really is at least half-black; and a Democrat.
Sas: Color's only skin deep and actions speak louder than words. What we have here is a case of bottled Bush-Lite that's been out in the sun to long: in a word, Boo is skunk-beer. And pouring skunky Bush-Lite into Pabst Blue Ribbon bottles doesn't make it taste any better.
Me: "Boo"? You mean Barak Obama?
Sas: Yeah, Boo, as in "spook". What's that?! INTRUDER ALERT ALARM!!! Bail out...
TO BE CONTINUED
What's he been doin'? Ain't sayin'.
But we can make this intrepid (if obvious) inference: He's been paying attention.
A brief, informal and off-the-record interview:
Me: So Sas, what brings you back after all this time?
Sas: Bad news. We've elected a republican wearing thinly-applied black-face and fronting a fake (d) behind his name and, in Jimi's words, "...that ain't too cool."
Me: No Sas, I'm pretty sure Obama really is at least half-black; and a Democrat.
Sas: Color's only skin deep and actions speak louder than words. What we have here is a case of bottled Bush-Lite that's been out in the sun to long: in a word, Boo is skunk-beer. And pouring skunky Bush-Lite into Pabst Blue Ribbon bottles doesn't make it taste any better.
Me: "Boo"? You mean Barak Obama?
Sas: Yeah, Boo, as in "spook". What's that?! INTRUDER ALERT ALARM!!! Bail out...
TO BE CONTINUED
# posted by call me crazy @ 8:15 AM 
