Wednesday, June 17, 2009
An Error of Omission Too Late:
[doh]
re. our recent "WANTED" notice for new members.
We here at SAS G-HQ just assumed that it would be presumed that it was simply understood that only squirrels need apply...so far so good. We further assumed that our readers would presume that while most of us are flying squirrels, others of the non-flying variety would be considered...still good, so far. Where we fell short was failing to note that non-flying squirrels must, at the very least, be able to jump small children in a single bound.
Well, during testing, one candidate utterly failed to clear the neighbor's 3-year old toddler (in a single bound) and ergo face-planted at high velocity into our test-hurdle's snotty little mug. Then it seems the little ankle-biter instantly surmised that our ill-fated testee was after his binky and all hell broke loose...a detailed description of the ensuing skirmish is not fit to print.
The little bugger-eater's giant humanbean father (aka Mr. Greene) then joined the battle forthwith and poor little Larry Leafhopper was last seen sailing over a nearby garage screaming in terror and presumably in deep dismay and he has not been seen since. Sadly, relations with Mr. Greene have been strained ever since.
SAS Directive #357: Stay clear of the Greene house, at all costs, till further notice.
We have attempted to smooth things over with Mr. Greene by leaving gifts on his front porch, but he scorns them all and we have now learned that he is a crack-shot with a B.B. gun, which precipitates the following: WANTED: Surgical tweezers suitable for the removal of B.B. pellets from squirrel's pelt; also, a bottle of iodine would be much appreciated.
Black Jack Brisco offers this recommendation: "You (i.e. the SAS crew) would be well served to leave your nutty little gifts in a conspicuous basket, so that Mr. Greene doesn't step on them unawares and fall on his ass every time he steps outside his front door. Indeed I postulate that he may well suspect that you're leaving those well-burnished walnuts to serve as crude booby traps. (Note: they are quite effective in that regard.)
Meanwhile, Prez. BooOma has assumed yet another Bushco unContstitutional unAmericanism illegality by insisting that We the People got no right to know who's been a-callin' at the Semi-black Semi-White Bushie Whore House at 1600 Penn' Av, saying: "Yoo folk dohn need-a know whoz I'z-a be talkin' to in diss-here White Crib. I be duh prez now & I dohn gotta answer to yoo no moe. I done got elected, fool! & I got-duh powah now, baby!"
Too bad, soo sad, I voted for this sorry piece of crap.
An APOLOGY times a million is now in order, to all my brothers & sistas who ain't "white" like me (and george w bush) and who don't know me. I laid on that black-rap thing heavy 'cause I am so gawddamn-awful pissed off (more on this later*). It seems to me that a non-"white" prez, of all people, would be the first to take a flame-thrower to that mighty wall of Bushit crap that Bush/Cheney stacked up over the last 8 years but no, Obama's just building it higher & making it thicker and the Constitution of the United States of America is buried somewhere underneath, suffocating as I write this.
*The rap-thing. Good & bad comes in all colors and frankly, "nigguh" rap is a banner for Bad character. Whitie gets rapped for saying "nigguh" but that's not where I''m coming from; I'm coming from that place where Blacks use the term on one of your/their/our own. It's an ugly thing...not that word, but what that word has come to mean; and what using it means. It's ugly, and I wanted to get just as ugly as I could when blogging just now about this "Mr. President", Mr. Barak Obama.
He's not as as bad as w, not by a long shot...yet. But how far's he gonna go? He's keeping all the bad shit w started plus adding more to it almost every day. He plays us along with high words, then sneaks around the corner to confer with fellow conspirators(?) who We the People are not allowed to know...if there's nothing dirty going on back there then, Why hide their faces? Hey Mr. Prez, Why don't you want We the People [who elected you] to know who's got your ear? What's going on back there? One thing's for sure: if it was on the up-&-up you wouldn't be hiding them from U.S.
I'm really sorry about this, but I gonna "publish" it anyway 'cause it needs to be said.
P.S. WTF are we into & how we gonna get out of it?
re. our recent "WANTED" notice for new members.
We here at SAS G-HQ just assumed that it would be presumed that it was simply understood that only squirrels need apply...so far so good. We further assumed that our readers would presume that while most of us are flying squirrels, others of the non-flying variety would be considered...still good, so far. Where we fell short was failing to note that non-flying squirrels must, at the very least, be able to jump small children in a single bound.
Well, during testing, one candidate utterly failed to clear the neighbor's 3-year old toddler (in a single bound) and ergo face-planted at high velocity into our test-hurdle's snotty little mug. Then it seems the little ankle-biter instantly surmised that our ill-fated testee was after his binky and all hell broke loose...a detailed description of the ensuing skirmish is not fit to print.
The little bugger-eater's giant humanbean father (aka Mr. Greene) then joined the battle forthwith and poor little Larry Leafhopper was last seen sailing over a nearby garage screaming in terror and presumably in deep dismay and he has not been seen since. Sadly, relations with Mr. Greene have been strained ever since.
SAS Directive #357: Stay clear of the Greene house, at all costs, till further notice.
We have attempted to smooth things over with Mr. Greene by leaving gifts on his front porch, but he scorns them all and we have now learned that he is a crack-shot with a B.B. gun, which precipitates the following: WANTED: Surgical tweezers suitable for the removal of B.B. pellets from squirrel's pelt; also, a bottle of iodine would be much appreciated.
Black Jack Brisco offers this recommendation: "You (i.e. the SAS crew) would be well served to leave your nutty little gifts in a conspicuous basket, so that Mr. Greene doesn't step on them unawares and fall on his ass every time he steps outside his front door. Indeed I postulate that he may well suspect that you're leaving those well-burnished walnuts to serve as crude booby traps. (Note: they are quite effective in that regard.)
Meanwhile, Prez. BooOma has assumed yet another Bushco unContstitutional unAmericanism illegality by insisting that We the People got no right to know who's been a-callin' at the Semi-black Semi-White Bushie Whore House at 1600 Penn' Av, saying: "Yoo folk dohn need-a know whoz I'z-a be talkin' to in diss-here White Crib. I be duh prez now & I dohn gotta answer to yoo no moe. I done got elected, fool! & I got-duh powah now, baby!"
Too bad, soo sad, I voted for this sorry piece of crap.
An APOLOGY times a million is now in order, to all my brothers & sistas who ain't "white" like me (and george w bush) and who don't know me. I laid on that black-rap thing heavy 'cause I am so gawddamn-awful pissed off (more on this later*). It seems to me that a non-"white" prez, of all people, would be the first to take a flame-thrower to that mighty wall of Bushit crap that Bush/Cheney stacked up over the last 8 years but no, Obama's just building it higher & making it thicker and the Constitution of the United States of America is buried somewhere underneath, suffocating as I write this.
*The rap-thing. Good & bad comes in all colors and frankly, "nigguh" rap is a banner for Bad character. Whitie gets rapped for saying "nigguh" but that's not where I''m coming from; I'm coming from that place where Blacks use the term on one of your/their/our own. It's an ugly thing...not that word, but what that word has come to mean; and what using it means. It's ugly, and I wanted to get just as ugly as I could when blogging just now about this "Mr. President", Mr. Barak Obama.
He's not as as bad as w, not by a long shot...yet. But how far's he gonna go? He's keeping all the bad shit w started plus adding more to it almost every day. He plays us along with high words, then sneaks around the corner to confer with fellow conspirators(?) who We the People are not allowed to know...if there's nothing dirty going on back there then, Why hide their faces? Hey Mr. Prez, Why don't you want We the People [who elected you] to know who's got your ear? What's going on back there? One thing's for sure: if it was on the up-&-up you wouldn't be hiding them from U.S.
I'm really sorry about this, but I gonna "publish" it anyway 'cause it needs to be said.
P.S. WTF are we into & how we gonna get out of it?
# posted by call me crazy @ 3:54 AM 
