Saturday, June 20, 2009
Bill Maher gets it.
While we are 100% certain that Bill has never read this blog (nobody does 'cause nobody knows about it 'cause we don't tell anybody about it) we here on Secret Attack Squirrel's 24/7 Red-eye crew are all 100% pleased that he (Bill) is a big-shot who's finally getting up to speed on this fact: the congressional democratic majority is the new republican party and Boobama is not a liberal at all, he just plays one on TV (speeches & whatnot).
And now, not wanting to leave a burning, unasked question unanswered, here is why we don't tell anybody about this blog: we are a Secret organization---we wouldn't be a secret org' if we outed ourselves, Now would we duh? So why even blog? Because we like talking to ourselves, that's why. Plus we have rather thin skin that's easily punctured by criticism and just one pointed negative comment would cause us to explode like an overinflated balloon. BANG! (We self-inflict enough injuries on ourselves all on our own without inviting attacks from outsiders.)
Furthermore, it does no good preaching to the choir on political issues; nor can conservatives ever be reached/affected by "the facts", sound reasoning or by eloquently waxing philosophic, which is half of what we do here, for instance:
We the People, i.e. the US, has gotten too big not to fail. It's called "the economics of scale"...just look at G.M. and for that matter, the now-extinct giant dinosaurs. Here's how it works: if you double the size of anything, it's weight also doubles but the tensile strength of its superstructure's components remain the same, which is why there is a practical limit to how tall tall buildings can be built. Okay, I guess the term "economy of scale" does not apply here, but we liked the sound of it.
A federal government for a nation can be considered the main superstructure component and the "power" needed to make things run is its gross weight...we are long past the point where US "power" needs got so great that the government (politicians) can no longer resist against it, so now they are all bent every bit as crooked as Black Jack Brisco's tail, which is a terrible thing to behold.
There is no remedy, although there is a solution: split the country into two. After conferring with the other SAS 24/7ers we have reached a consensus: the Mississippi River---everything east becomes the East United States vs the West United States.
This is a brilliant concept, sez I.
And now, not wanting to leave a burning, unasked question unanswered, here is why we don't tell anybody about this blog: we are a Secret organization---we wouldn't be a secret org' if we outed ourselves, Now would we duh? So why even blog? Because we like talking to ourselves, that's why. Plus we have rather thin skin that's easily punctured by criticism and just one pointed negative comment would cause us to explode like an overinflated balloon. BANG! (We self-inflict enough injuries on ourselves all on our own without inviting attacks from outsiders.)
Furthermore, it does no good preaching to the choir on political issues; nor can conservatives ever be reached/affected by "the facts", sound reasoning or by eloquently waxing philosophic, which is half of what we do here, for instance:
We the People, i.e. the US, has gotten too big not to fail. It's called "the economics of scale"...just look at G.M. and for that matter, the now-extinct giant dinosaurs. Here's how it works: if you double the size of anything, it's weight also doubles but the tensile strength of its superstructure's components remain the same, which is why there is a practical limit to how tall tall buildings can be built. Okay, I guess the term "economy of scale" does not apply here, but we liked the sound of it.
A federal government for a nation can be considered the main superstructure component and the "power" needed to make things run is its gross weight...we are long past the point where US "power" needs got so great that the government (politicians) can no longer resist against it, so now they are all bent every bit as crooked as Black Jack Brisco's tail, which is a terrible thing to behold.
There is no remedy, although there is a solution: split the country into two. After conferring with the other SAS 24/7ers we have reached a consensus: the Mississippi River---everything east becomes the East United States vs the West United States.
This is a brilliant concept, sez I.
# posted by call me crazy @ 4:35 AM 
