I thunk-it

I thunk-it

This just in: Condi Rice sez, "I was speaking figuratively," when she claimed to be a big Beatles fan...this after being brought up to speed on the following historic facts:

John Lennon was NOT a Russian gangsta-turned pop singer/song-writer;

there was never a Beatle named Paul McCarthy (whom Rice had said was her "favorite" beetle(sic) 'cause he had the cutest & loosest comb-over & always said the neatest things;

that Ringo Star was NOT a mythincal American cowpoke (tunefully immortalized by Lorn Greene) with a sweet (but faked) Liverpoolian accent;

and that George Harrison never stared in a Tarzan flick with a half-naked wet-T-shirted honey of a TEN (white) beauty-babe.

Figuratively speaking, we here at the (now-empty) treehouse halls of Secret Attack Squirrel think Rice is a slut, a cunt, a whore, a bitch, a witch, and a demonic & evil liar/traitor/defiler of the Constutution of the US. All of US ought to be ashamed of that hoe (methinks most of US are).
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