Sunday, January 15, 2006
This is Bad:
HORRORS!
Emergency measures are called for, response options being considered: the coffee-maker here at SAS's Global Headquarters died early this morning, leaving everyone in a dim state of dull-head dim-wittedness and to make matters worse, our Emergency Supply of instant coffee has petrified into a monolithic, glass-aromored rock and to make matters worser still, severe withdrawl symptoms are beginning to surface...this is not good: there's nothing more dangerous than a Secret Attack Squirrel reeling & writhing in the grips of an involuntary caffine no-fix fit.
This idea has been floated: raid the neighborhood Speedy-Shop/Kwik-Stop-Kum&Go/7-11 for a new jar of fresh instant (yuk) freeze-dried coffee crystals...the hat's being passed even as I type this blog report slated for immediate release. Meanwhile...
Damn: this just in: the Seedy-Speedy-Kwiky-Shop does not carry instant coffee! Cranking up his super-heroic micro-brain, Secret Attack Squirrel said in a muddled tone, "Extreme emergencies call for extreme measures." Ergo we have recoved that one chunk of fossilized instant coffee from the trash can, added a dash of hot water and shook vigorously, thus producing a semi-liquified super-consentrate of W-990. Owing to zero experience with mixing tolleable measurements of this dubious concoction, the first cup had the consistancy of much over-used lawn-mower engine oil at first sip, Secret Attack Squirrel shot sraight out the hanger-bay door on a point-blank trajectory for immediate collision into the side of a passing Continental bus...Chartered to Chicago.
We have now diluted this possibly poisonous brew, but the jury's still out (on various limbs) in juditious consideration of its potential potability and viability for suporing life.
A new development: the SAS Flight Boss just arose with heartening news: "We have another, (really)old coffee-maker long-ago retired to moth-balls and it should still be serviceable."
Manna from heaven! :)
New Business: Secret Attack Squirrel yesterday was much enthused to find a budding interest in the IMPEACH BUSH DRIVE-IN; also, this interest spawned the UN-PLUG BUSH ROLLING BLACK-OUT plan and all this has now hatched into what's being called "LET'S ROLL DAY".
the DRIVE-IN: 1/21/06 noon to 1:00 your local time, drive by you local newspaper/TV & radio stations with IMPEACH signs in car windows.
the ROLLING BLACK OUT: 1/21/06 from 9:00 to 10:00 pm your local time, turn out your house lights.
LET'S ROLL!
!
Emergency measures are called for, response options being considered: the coffee-maker here at SAS's Global Headquarters died early this morning, leaving everyone in a dim state of dull-head dim-wittedness and to make matters worse, our Emergency Supply of instant coffee has petrified into a monolithic, glass-aromored rock and to make matters worser still, severe withdrawl symptoms are beginning to surface...this is not good: there's nothing more dangerous than a Secret Attack Squirrel reeling & writhing in the grips of an involuntary caffine no-fix fit.
This idea has been floated: raid the neighborhood Speedy-Shop/Kwik-Stop-Kum&Go/7-11 for a new jar of fresh instant (yuk) freeze-dried coffee crystals...the hat's being passed even as I type this blog report slated for immediate release. Meanwhile...
Damn: this just in: the Seedy-Speedy-Kwiky-Shop does not carry instant coffee! Cranking up his super-heroic micro-brain, Secret Attack Squirrel said in a muddled tone, "Extreme emergencies call for extreme measures." Ergo we have recoved that one chunk of fossilized instant coffee from the trash can, added a dash of hot water and shook vigorously, thus producing a semi-liquified super-consentrate of W-990. Owing to zero experience with mixing tolleable measurements of this dubious concoction, the first cup had the consistancy of much over-used lawn-mower engine oil at first sip, Secret Attack Squirrel shot sraight out the hanger-bay door on a point-blank trajectory for immediate collision into the side of a passing Continental bus...Chartered to Chicago.
We have now diluted this possibly poisonous brew, but the jury's still out (on various limbs) in juditious consideration of its potential potability and viability for suporing life.
A new development: the SAS Flight Boss just arose with heartening news: "We have another, (really)old coffee-maker long-ago retired to moth-balls and it should still be serviceable."
Manna from heaven! :)
New Business: Secret Attack Squirrel yesterday was much enthused to find a budding interest in the IMPEACH BUSH DRIVE-IN; also, this interest spawned the UN-PLUG BUSH ROLLING BLACK-OUT plan and all this has now hatched into what's being called "LET'S ROLL DAY".
the DRIVE-IN: 1/21/06 noon to 1:00 your local time, drive by you local newspaper/TV & radio stations with IMPEACH signs in car windows.
the ROLLING BLACK OUT: 1/21/06 from 9:00 to 10:00 pm your local time, turn out your house lights.
LET'S ROLL!
!
# posted by call me crazy @ 4:25 AM 
