Monday, January 09, 2006
Lightening Strike?
(Y)
Just awhile ago, Secret Attack Squirrel was surfing AMERICAblog comments when he was suddenly, without warning, thrown violently backwards from the communal Commodore C-64 and he said, and I quote: "Well sit me down, slap me silly, freeze my face and Bic my balls with a leaky Zippo!"
We have since learned the cause of Secret's spontaneous outburst of vociferous combustion, and it was simplicity in itself: he had been accused of speaking "in the second person" and what's worse, t'was called "sooo boooring"! (or something to that effect)
This outrage of nounerific adverbosity has flabbergasted one & all here at SAS G-HQ, and we all stand apalled, just apalled...anybody who's ever been here at the SAS G-HQ tree house know's that Secret Attack Squirrel is not alone, and tho' his friends (at least those willing to admit to it) can be counted on just 1-1/2 squirrel paws, HE IS NOT ALONE!
True, we don't get a lot of visitors here, and the number of "anybody who's ever been here" probably doesn't far exceed that astronomical figure of 2 (including Back Jack Brisco) but we stand by it that Secret Attack Squirrel in not along here and furthermore, he rarely even speaks in the 1st person posessive, protactive, regressive or wierdissive, let alone going hog-wild with any silly second person soloquies of questionable inferential substanalities...nope, it's mostly just repotin' & quotin goin on here, and most all of it's made up of good-ol' gall'd-nab-it utterly false fabrications manufactured in the subterranian ice-caves of a sick mind, currently leased from the evil war lord, Prince Octoporous.
Hq
Just awhile ago, Secret Attack Squirrel was surfing AMERICAblog comments when he was suddenly, without warning, thrown violently backwards from the communal Commodore C-64 and he said, and I quote: "Well sit me down, slap me silly, freeze my face and Bic my balls with a leaky Zippo!"
We have since learned the cause of Secret's spontaneous outburst of vociferous combustion, and it was simplicity in itself: he had been accused of speaking "in the second person" and what's worse, t'was called "sooo boooring"! (or something to that effect)
This outrage of nounerific adverbosity has flabbergasted one & all here at SAS G-HQ, and we all stand apalled, just apalled...anybody who's ever been here at the SAS G-HQ tree house know's that Secret Attack Squirrel is not alone, and tho' his friends (at least those willing to admit to it) can be counted on just 1-1/2 squirrel paws, HE IS NOT ALONE!
True, we don't get a lot of visitors here, and the number of "anybody who's ever been here" probably doesn't far exceed that astronomical figure of 2 (including Back Jack Brisco) but we stand by it that Secret Attack Squirrel in not along here and furthermore, he rarely even speaks in the 1st person posessive, protactive, regressive or wierdissive, let alone going hog-wild with any silly second person soloquies of questionable inferential substanalities...nope, it's mostly just repotin' & quotin goin on here, and most all of it's made up of good-ol' gall'd-nab-it utterly false fabrications manufactured in the subterranian ice-caves of a sick mind, currently leased from the evil war lord, Prince Octoporous.
Hq
# posted by call me crazy @ 9:23 AM 
