Friday, January 13, 2006
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For many hours now, Secret Attack Squirrel has been prostrated by an apoplectictifying attack of severest perlexity. What caused this condition? News that Sammy "the machine-gun" Borkalito's confirmation to the SCotUSA will likely not be fillibustered by Damnocrats, thus alowing the wittow boy preziducne to punt another of his Bushevikian pro-tyranny/pro-dictatorship fascists into the highest court in the land, thus putting the High Court onto a fast, oily track designed to fast-track the Constutution of the USA to the very bottom of the GOPer oil-fired, civil/human rights-burning burn-pile of unbriddled GOPer evil, greed and corruption.
Ordinarily, this is where SAS's Emergency Response Team would swing into action and take whatever actions were deemed necessary and apropriate to revive and restore our fainted hero back up to snuff as the super-hero he ordinarily is, but none of the ERT has yet returned from their flights abroad caused by that gawd-all mighty powerful accidental fartbomb explosion of several days past. So, throwing caution to the wind, this reporter has taken matters into his own paws and broken cell-phone silence: I called all three ERT members and told'em wha' hoppen'd, adding, "Get your tails back here ASAP!" and further adding, "Our Nation needs you!" and additionally adding, "Get the lead out!" and finally adding, "Please?"
One ERT member asked, "Anything else?" and I added, "This (Sammy 'the machine-gun' Borkalito) situation is only the tip of the iceburg: As we speak, Bushco is currently fixing faux-facts to justify tactical nuclear strikes against Iran and un-warranted illegal wire-taps by the Bushco-controled NSA are spreading faster that fartbomb fumes and the IRS is illegally feeding NSA data on leftist voters and the NSA is illegally spying of anti-war individuals, groups, clubs, old grannies and anybody else who disagrees with the wittow boy prezidunce and it's been proven that Duhyuh wanted to bomb al Jazeera and he did fix faux-facts to justify attacking Iraq and our chicken-shitted Damnocrats AIN'T DOING A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT!"
T'was then I paused to take a deep breath, only to be rewarded by cell-phone silence from the cell-phone ethernet: ERT #2 had hung up on this reporter.
On that unsettling note, we end this transmission until further notice.
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For many hours now, Secret Attack Squirrel has been prostrated by an apoplectictifying attack of severest perlexity. What caused this condition? News that Sammy "the machine-gun" Borkalito's confirmation to the SCotUSA will likely not be fillibustered by Damnocrats, thus alowing the wittow boy preziducne to punt another of his Bushevikian pro-tyranny/pro-dictatorship fascists into the highest court in the land, thus putting the High Court onto a fast, oily track designed to fast-track the Constutution of the USA to the very bottom of the GOPer oil-fired, civil/human rights-burning burn-pile of unbriddled GOPer evil, greed and corruption.
Ordinarily, this is where SAS's Emergency Response Team would swing into action and take whatever actions were deemed necessary and apropriate to revive and restore our fainted hero back up to snuff as the super-hero he ordinarily is, but none of the ERT has yet returned from their flights abroad caused by that gawd-all mighty powerful accidental fartbomb explosion of several days past. So, throwing caution to the wind, this reporter has taken matters into his own paws and broken cell-phone silence: I called all three ERT members and told'em wha' hoppen'd, adding, "Get your tails back here ASAP!" and further adding, "Our Nation needs you!" and additionally adding, "Get the lead out!" and finally adding, "Please?"
One ERT member asked, "Anything else?" and I added, "This (Sammy 'the machine-gun' Borkalito) situation is only the tip of the iceburg: As we speak, Bushco is currently fixing faux-facts to justify tactical nuclear strikes against Iran and un-warranted illegal wire-taps by the Bushco-controled NSA are spreading faster that fartbomb fumes and the IRS is illegally feeding NSA data on leftist voters and the NSA is illegally spying of anti-war individuals, groups, clubs, old grannies and anybody else who disagrees with the wittow boy prezidunce and it's been proven that Duhyuh wanted to bomb al Jazeera and he did fix faux-facts to justify attacking Iraq and our chicken-shitted Damnocrats AIN'T DOING A FUCKING THING ABOUT IT!"
T'was then I paused to take a deep breath, only to be rewarded by cell-phone silence from the cell-phone ethernet: ERT #2 had hung up on this reporter.
On that unsettling note, we end this transmission until further notice.
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# posted by call me crazy @ 2:57 AM 
