Friday, December 30, 2005
Sad to report:
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Secret Attack Squirrel's mental condition: not improved at this time, however...
Secret Attack Squirrel rallied briefly overnight after a quick scan of his fav' blogs, wherein were posted certain documents exposing the UK-Blair government's filthy, disgusting, globally-illegal, immoral and outright evil wicked mean & nasty involvements of international torture running hand in claw & in concert with the USA's satanic Bushco crime family cartel.
But just minutes later, a quick scan of today's newspapers (via Slate Magazine) revealed no reportage of the above---this horrifying "error of omission" in the ink media destabalized Secret Attack Squirrel's mental condition and sent it into a screaming spiral-dive back into the flatlands of alpha/beta, where his brain face-planted on the valley floor of American Meatheadedness's underlying bedrock of basaltic stupidity.
Therefore, just like at this very same time yesterday, Secret Attack Squirrel now hangs comatose from an outer branch of the SAS Global Headquarters...there is one bit of good news: no fartbombs were released during this late-night Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am revival/collapse of Secret's Super-Heroic intellect.
Updates to follow as they present themselves.
Secret Attack Squirrel's mental condition: not improved at this time, however...
Secret Attack Squirrel rallied briefly overnight after a quick scan of his fav' blogs, wherein were posted certain documents exposing the UK-Blair government's filthy, disgusting, globally-illegal, immoral and outright evil wicked mean & nasty involvements of international torture running hand in claw & in concert with the USA's satanic Bushco crime family cartel.
But just minutes later, a quick scan of today's newspapers (via Slate Magazine) revealed no reportage of the above---this horrifying "error of omission" in the ink media destabalized Secret Attack Squirrel's mental condition and sent it into a screaming spiral-dive back into the flatlands of alpha/beta, where his brain face-planted on the valley floor of American Meatheadedness's underlying bedrock of basaltic stupidity.
Therefore, just like at this very same time yesterday, Secret Attack Squirrel now hangs comatose from an outer branch of the SAS Global Headquarters...there is one bit of good news: no fartbombs were released during this late-night Wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am revival/collapse of Secret's Super-Heroic intellect.
Updates to follow as they present themselves.
# posted by call me crazy @ 5:57 AM 
