Monday, December 19, 2005
All semi-clear.
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Somewhere deep in the sub-oakian chambers of Secret Attack Squirrel's super-secret undisclosed temporary venue tree---located just up or down or across some un-named street from SAS's Global Headquarters (currently abandoned for fumigation after in inadvertant fartbomb detonation) there was a loose rumor on the rampage: "Certain M$M outlets, reporters and journalists are flirting with disaster! They're REPORTING on one of Bushco's commissions of an impeachable crime! Run for you lives!"
Shocked, baffled and perplexed by this unexpected and outragously unbelievable rumor of a lighening-stroke of good old "American Free Press luminance" hitting so close the Hell House (aka White House) at 666 Evilwicked Way (formerly 1600 Pensylvania Av)---ie the home to Secret Attack Squirrel's arch enemy, the dark & incidiously stupid war lord Prince Tyranticus Bushiticus---Secret Attack Squirrel accidentally loosed yet another fartbomb and has rendered yet another super-secret tree in an undisclosed location uninhabitable for at least a week!
But in an unparalelled display of selfless heroics, Secret Attack Squirrel was the last to come out of the tree and now lies stunned---20-toes & belly-up---and is secretly hoping this is not one of those cosmically mystical days when the Waste Management Glad-Bag-Muncing Monster Machine regularly patrols the area...
Pews at 11:00
Somewhere deep in the sub-oakian chambers of Secret Attack Squirrel's super-secret undisclosed temporary venue tree---located just up or down or across some un-named street from SAS's Global Headquarters (currently abandoned for fumigation after in inadvertant fartbomb detonation) there was a loose rumor on the rampage: "Certain M$M outlets, reporters and journalists are flirting with disaster! They're REPORTING on one of Bushco's commissions of an impeachable crime! Run for you lives!"
Shocked, baffled and perplexed by this unexpected and outragously unbelievable rumor of a lighening-stroke of good old "American Free Press luminance" hitting so close the Hell House (aka White House) at 666 Evilwicked Way (formerly 1600 Pensylvania Av)---ie the home to Secret Attack Squirrel's arch enemy, the dark & incidiously stupid war lord Prince Tyranticus Bushiticus---Secret Attack Squirrel accidentally loosed yet another fartbomb and has rendered yet another super-secret tree in an undisclosed location uninhabitable for at least a week!
But in an unparalelled display of selfless heroics, Secret Attack Squirrel was the last to come out of the tree and now lies stunned---20-toes & belly-up---and is secretly hoping this is not one of those cosmically mystical days when the Waste Management Glad-Bag-Muncing Monster Machine regularly patrols the area...
Pews at 11:00
# posted by call me crazy @ 3:29 AM 
